29. Show Me the Beltran Booty!
Tattoo. Neelix is an Australian? A Voyager/Sharknado crossover? Liam and Suzanne talk about these things and more. Also, why, why, why was there a butt double?! Plus, the return of FanFic!
28. Get a Little Somethin’ Somethin’
Persistence of Vision. Shove an awful cucumber sandwich in your mouth and listen to Liam and Suzanne talk about the final Janeway Eyre episode. Liam also reads out Janeway’s demand list when she was given command of Voyager!
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20. Jetrel’s Poop Emoji
In “Jetrel’s Poop Emoji”, Katie West shares her thoughts on two episodes of Star Trek that she has never seen before: “Coming of Age”, and “Jetrel”. Is Katie softening to Neelix? Is Neelix and Kes’ relations…
17. Grandma’s Scratch Marks
In “Grandma’s Scratch Marks”, Katie and Kyle West review the third episode of Star Trek: Lower Decks’ second season, “We’ll Always Have Tom Paris”. They discuss the return of Star Trek: Voyager’s helmsman, M…
27. A Jovial Blow
Parturition. Suzanne and Liam got the vapours during this episode as they started shipping Neelix and picked on Harry Kim’s inability to blow Tom’s clarinet. Grab your nearest bottle of glandular secretions, and take a listen!
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26. Sock Puppet Kink
Twisted. Taking a stroll, on the move, going for walkies, no matter how you say it there’s a lot of wandering around. Liam and Suzanne explore the pheno-Mahna-Mahna, argue about fondant, and speculate about Chakotay’s self Oo-moxx ear tugging.…
17. The Space Rubik’s Cube
In “The Space Rubik’s Cube,” Katie and Kyle wonder if the whole of a corpse is repurposed for use by the Vidiians, question whether a certain brown-nosing officer deserved their fate, and talk about face shaking and man-eating babies.
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25. Space Grindr
“Non-Sequitur” What better way to celebrate a boring episode, than with a guest! Liam and Suzanne are joined by Starfleet Boy (Sohail), as they talk about homosexual Pon Farr, the God that is Danny Byrd, and put on drunk offensive Italian acce…
24. Chakotay Writes Fanfic
Elogium. Grab hold of a hopper stopper and join Liam and Suzanne as they learn about Ocampan puberty, space sperm, and the secret of the Voyager’s sexiness. It’s those pivoting nacelles.
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15. O’Brien’s Technicolour Dreamcoat
Neither Katie West, nor her husband Kyle, can make any sense of the absurd main plot of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’s The Storyteller, in their episode review for “O’Brien’s Technicolour Dreamcoat.” Also, floating Chakotay ene…